Disgraced Liberal Democrat MP Chris Huhne will more than likely skip bail to become a soldier of fortune as opposed to serving his imminent prison sentence according to an inside source who wished to remain nameless. “He’s always wanted to be in a fictitious American vigilante organisation of some sort or other. Getting a criminal record and losing his job in politics is probably the best thing to happen to him.”
It is thought that in the process of defeating a new gang of bad people every week and avoiding the American military police the A-Team van is regularly being flashed by a series of speed cameras, leaving Hannibal, Face, Murdoch and B.A Baracus one step closer to driving bans, not to mention out of pocket through speeding fines. Huhne’s skills in fobbing the points off on his wife and getting away with it for a decade or so would make him a valuable member of the team.
Former B.A Baracus and now TV presenter Mr T told us “I’m not BA anymore but I would imagine the new BA would say things like ‘Shit Hannibal it’s a speed camera! Tell that crazy fool Huhne to blame it on his wife!’ Unless of course he’s joining the 1980s A-Team in which case it will be me that’s saying it”
In texts between Mr Huhne and his son Peter, his son has urged him to “Man up and hand yourself into Colonel Decker”
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