Blair “Why did no-one tell me the Iraq war was a bad idea?”

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The public must shoulder their share of the blame for not warning Tony Blair that the Iraq war might be a bad idea according to the former Prime Minister.

Britain votes to put its dick in a blender

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Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.

Putin “I had nothing to do with the football violence or the invasion of Ukraine”

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has confirmed today that he had absolutely nothing to do with the recent football violence in France and nothing to do with the invasion of Ukraine either.

David Cameron to head tax evasion inquiry

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David Cameron has promised to head a new inquiry into tax evasion, starting tomorrow or maybe the day after, at the latest in the next week or so.

Falklands naval exit nothing to do with starting war and winning election this time

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David Cameron has today assured critics that the recent naval exit from the Falklands has absolutely nothing to do with starting another war, winning it, winning the next General election as a result and subsequently ensuring British ownership of a plethora of natural resources before any Argentinians get their hands on it. Speaking on the […]

Trump would bomb Narnia

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Donald Trump has said that he would not rule out bombing Narnia, should he succeed in becoming US president.

“Europe not safe” says Trump from safety of country with highest gun deaths

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Donald Trump has warned Americans to avoid travel to Europe and to stay put in the safety of a country that has more gun deaths than any other country in the western world.

Britain to return Isle of Wight to China

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Britain is to return sovereignty of the Isle of Wight to China, marking the end of its long-term lease from the Asian economic giant.

Putin joins Brexit campaign

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Russian premier Vladimir Putin has today added his full support to the campaign for Britain to leave the EU.

Ku Klux Klan to let in black people

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The Ku Klux Klan is to finally let black people become fully fledged members as long as they are prepared to wear silly hats, according to the press release issued today from the organisation. Appearing on the organisation’s website the message read “We’re all descended from immigrants anyway so we realised the futility in our […]

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