Boris Johnson didn’t do it. But if he did, he did it for Brexit according to a statement from the Prime Minister.
Labour Government to stay in and leave the EU
September 19, 2019 by Leave a Comment
A Labour Government would unify the people by both staying in the EU and leaving it.
There won’t be a no deal Brexit recession because laughing smiley face
August 13, 2019 by Leave a Comment
There won’t be any sort of recession following a no deal Brexit because “laughing smiley face” and “we won get over it”, according to experts.
Peterborough votes for no NHS and fucking expensive holidays
June 6, 2019 by Leave a Comment
The plucky people of Peterborough have voted decidedly for the abolition of the NHS and for holidays abroad to be even more expensive than they are now.
Autumn dismissed as “project fear”
September 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
The season of Autumn has been dismissed as “scaremongering and project fear” according to a number of prominent politicians.
“We give you independence and look what you do with it” Uk tells USA
July 4, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Britain would be reticent to offer the USA independence if it asked for it again according to Government sources.
Britain “tricked into making passports colour of the EU flag”
December 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
Brexiters joy as Britain pays Europe £39 billion that could have gone on NHS
December 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexiters throughout Britain are celebrating today that Britain could now save £350 million a week to be spent on the NHS by instead paying £39 billion pounds to Europe that could have gone on the NHS.
Britain First downgraded to Britain Second
September 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right pressure group Britain First have been downgraded to Britain Second by credit reference agency Moody’s.
Weak and pissy lager in weaker and pissier than advertised shocker
August 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Weak and pissy lager giant Carling has apologised following revelations that their weak and pissy lager is actually weaker and pissier than advertised, shocking all but people who have ever tried it.
