Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
Brexiters joy as Britain pays Europe £39 billion that could have gone on NHS
December 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexiters throughout Britain are celebrating today that Britain could now save £350 million a week to be spent on the NHS by instead paying £39 billion pounds to Europe that could have gone on the NHS.
Britain First downgraded to Britain Second
September 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right pressure group Britain First have been downgraded to Britain Second by credit reference agency Moody’s.
Weak and pissy lager in weaker and pissier than advertised shocker
August 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Weak and pissy lager giant Carling has apologised following revelations that their weak and pissy lager is actually weaker and pissier than advertised, shocking all but people who have ever tried it.
Brexiters celebrate by buying one beer between them in Spain
August 23, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Some Brexiters on holiday in Spain have celebrated getting their country back by clubbing together for a glass of beer and four straws it has emerged today.
Brexit is worth losing a bollock over say over 65s
August 1, 2017 by Leave a Comment
People over 65 who support Brexit would continue to back it even if it meant losing one of their bollocks to ensure it went ahead.
Brexiters celebrate British independence by dousing chickens in toilet duck
July 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexit supporters throughout the country have been celebrating British Independence by dousing their chickens in toilet duck, thought to be a prerequisite of any trade deal with America.
Swivel-eyed loons bribe God-bothering homophobes to form isolationist government
June 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Austerity-fetishist food bank deniers the conservative party have given some homophobic God-botherers a billion pounds or two to agree with them for four years as Britain makes preparations to unnecessarily withdraw from the worlds biggest single market.
May to deny evolution in return for DUP support of hard Brexit
June 12, 2017 by 1 Comment
The world is 4000 years old and the human race started with one white couple in Africa, an apple and a snake, the Prime Minister has confirmed following this morning’s meeting with the DUP.
May “Gerard Depardieu is interfering in our General Election”
May 4, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Foreigners from across the sea are interfering in the UK General election in a plot masterminded by Gerard Depardieu according to Prime Minister Theresa May.
