The season of Autumn has been dismissed as “scaremongering and project fear” according to a number of prominent politicians.
“We give you independence and look what you do with it” Uk tells USA
July 4, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Britain would be reticent to offer the USA independence if it asked for it again according to Government sources.
Britain “tricked into making passports colour of the EU flag”
December 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
Brexiters joy as Britain pays Europe £39 billion that could have gone on NHS
December 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexiters throughout Britain are celebrating today that Britain could now save £350 million a week to be spent on the NHS by instead paying £39 billion pounds to Europe that could have gone on the NHS.
Britain First downgraded to Britain Second
September 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right pressure group Britain First have been downgraded to Britain Second by credit reference agency Moody’s.
Weak and pissy lager in weaker and pissier than advertised shocker
August 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Weak and pissy lager giant Carling has apologised following revelations that their weak and pissy lager is actually weaker and pissier than advertised, shocking all but people who have ever tried it.
Brexiters celebrate by buying one beer between them in Spain
August 23, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Some Brexiters on holiday in Spain have celebrated getting their country back by clubbing together for a glass of beer and four straws it has emerged today.
Brexit is worth losing a bollock over say over 65s
August 1, 2017 by Leave a Comment
People over 65 who support Brexit would continue to back it even if it meant losing one of their bollocks to ensure it went ahead.
Brexiters celebrate British independence by dousing chickens in toilet duck
July 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexit supporters throughout the country have been celebrating British Independence by dousing their chickens in toilet duck, thought to be a prerequisite of any trade deal with America.
Swivel-eyed loons bribe God-bothering homophobes to form isolationist government
June 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Austerity-fetishist food bank deniers the conservative party have given some homophobic God-botherers a billion pounds or two to agree with them for four years as Britain makes preparations to unnecessarily withdraw from the worlds biggest single market.
