May “No TV debate because I’ll look like a shitbag”

Prime Minister Theresa May has today ruled out participating in any TV debates before the forthcoming General Election as it might make her look like a tiny bit of a cunt.

May “We’re having an Okey Cokey Brexit”

Britain will be having an Okey Cokey Brexit where it puts its left foot in, out, in out and then shakes it all about according to Prime Minister Theresa May.

English Defence league to assist with English tuition for new immigrants

The English Defence League is to offer free English tuition to all new immigrants in a new project designed to facilitate communication and ease racial tension.