Boris Johnson didn’t do it. But if he did, he did it for Brexit according to a statement from the Prime Minister.
The Daily Mail appointed Work and Pensions Secretary
January 10, 2018 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today defended her decision to award the position of Work and Pensions Secretary to the Daily Mail newspaper.
Britain “tricked into making passports colour of the EU flag”
December 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
African people to pay Bono’s tax bill
November 6, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Grateful people from Africa are to pay Bono’s tax bill as plans to hold a benefit concert for him in Nairobi are underway.
Gary Barlow “I taught the Queen everything she knows about tax evasion”
November 5, 2017 by 1 Comment
Take That front man Gary Barlow has admitted giving Her Royal Highness the Queen tips on tax evasion over several visits to the Palace where the pair talked about their immense fortunes and ate roast swan.
Damian Green porn allegations in doubt as internet history empty
November 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
First Secretary of State Damian Green has never been on the internet ever according to his internet history, completely disproving allegations that he may have been watching porn.
People unite behind more reliance on food banks and no NHS
May 1, 2017 by 1 Comment
Theresa May looks set to win the forthcoming General election due to the overwhelming popularity of more people needing food banks and her plans to completely dismantle the NHS.
May “No TV debate because I’ll look like a shitbag”
April 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today ruled out participating in any TV debates before the forthcoming General Election as it might make her look like a tiny bit of a cunt.
May “We’re having an Okey Cokey Brexit”
January 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Britain will be having an Okey Cokey Brexit where it puts its left foot in, out, in out and then shakes it all about according to Prime Minister Theresa May.
English Defence league to assist with English tuition for new immigrants
January 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The English Defence League is to offer free English tuition to all new immigrants in a new project designed to facilitate communication and ease racial tension.
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