Anti-vaxxers have taken to the streets today, demanding that they should be able to breathe on vulnerable people, in exactly the same way as people who have had vaccines.
Thousand gather in London to protest against road signs
September 27, 2020 by Leave a Comment
Thousands of people descended on the capital yesterday to demand an immediate end to Government control of the people through road signs.
Government defend “Stay Alert with Englebert” slogan
May 10, 2020 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson has defended his decision to have 1960s crooner Englebert Humperdinck fronting the daily COVID 19 briefings and has insisted that “Stay Alert with Englebert” is the the most scientific way to reach much of the British public.
“When can I stop washing my hands again?” Matt Hancock asked
March 8, 2020 by Leave a Comment
Health Secretary Matt Hancock is under increasing pressure to outline when people can stop washing their hands again.
Lets not pretend it’s ok to be a Daily Mail Reader
February 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Hi, I’m Richard Littlejohn and as you may have read I’ve just been banned from Centreparcs for being a bigot. But am I? Am I really? Obviously yes but it’s not my fault. It’s yours. And that’s not ok.
Bananas recalled over spider risk
January 21, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Customers who have bought bananas from any outlet in the past 4 days have been urged today to take them immediately back for a refund as fears grow that they may contain Brazilian Wandering spiders.
Public urged not to participate in Panda on the Veranda tradition.
December 2, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Members of the public have been urged today to shun the Christmas tradition of leaving a live panda outside on some decking for the month of December apparently due to the poor survival rate of the rare bear like creatures in sub zero temperatures.
50 metre fatberg to be used to make world’s largest burger
October 15, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A 50 metre fatberg recently removed from a London sewer is to be used to cook the world’s biggest burger, London mayor Sadiq Kahn has confirmed today.
“Many people have impurities in their arses” David Wolfe warns
August 13, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Much of the western world is suffering with impurities in their arses, caused by modern living and conventional science, according to alternative medicine advocate David Wolfe.
Butchers prepare for busiest day of the year as vegans take day off
August 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Butchers are preparing for their busiest trading day outside Christmas as vegans throughout Britain approach their annual day off this week.
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