Prime Minister Theresa May has today warned that anyone shunning her offer of Spam sandwiches for lunch will have to eat shit sandwiches.
Autumn dismissed as “project fear”
September 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
The season of Autumn has been dismissed as “scaremongering and project fear” according to a number of prominent politicians.
“We give you independence and look what you do with it” Uk tells USA
July 4, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Britain would be reticent to offer the USA independence if it asked for it again according to Government sources.
Trump “London protesters begged me to come to UK”
June 30, 2018 by Leave a Comment
A group of several hundred thousand protesters thought to be protesting against Donald Trump’s forthcoming UK visit are actually pro-Trump and begged him to come according to a statement issued by the US president this morning.
Free Tommy Robinson whatever he’s done
May 27, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Former EDL leader Tommy Robinson should be freed irrespective of any crime he’s committed and any crime he might decide to commit in the future according to a select group of very loud gentlemen.
Brexit in doubt as Isle of Wight not included in referendum
March 3, 2018 by 1 Comment
The future of Brexit has been called into doubt this morning following revelations that no polling stations were set up on the Isle of Wight during the referendum of June 2016.
NRA leader “Stop calling me Shooty McShootface”
February 25, 2018 by Leave a Comment
NRA leader Wayne LaPierre has appealed to the world to take the NRA seriously again and stop calling him Shooty McShootface.
Lets not pretend it’s ok to be a Daily Mail Reader
February 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Hi, I’m Richard Littlejohn and as you may have read I’ve just been banned from Centreparcs for being a bigot. But am I? Am I really? Obviously yes but it’s not my fault. It’s yours. And that’s not ok.
Bananas recalled over spider risk
January 21, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Customers who have bought bananas from any outlet in the past 4 days have been urged today to take them immediately back for a refund as fears grow that they may contain Brazilian Wandering spiders.
The Daily Mail appointed Work and Pensions Secretary
January 10, 2018 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today defended her decision to award the position of Work and Pensions Secretary to the Daily Mail newspaper.
