There won’t be any sort of recession following a no deal Brexit because “laughing smiley face” and “we won get over it”, according to experts.
There won’t be a no deal Brexit recession because laughing smiley face
August 13, 2019 by Leave a Comment
Peterborough votes for no NHS and fucking expensive holidays
June 6, 2019 by Leave a Comment
The plucky people of Peterborough have voted decidedly for the abolition of the NHS and for holidays abroad to be even more expensive than they are now.
Theresa May “You can have Spam sandwiches or Shit sandwiches”
September 30, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today warned that anyone shunning her offer of Spam sandwiches for lunch will have to eat shit sandwiches.
Autumn dismissed as “project fear”
September 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
The season of Autumn has been dismissed as “scaremongering and project fear” according to a number of prominent politicians.
“We give you independence and look what you do with it” Uk tells USA
July 4, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Britain would be reticent to offer the USA independence if it asked for it again according to Government sources.
Trump “London protesters begged me to come to UK”
June 30, 2018 by Leave a Comment
A group of several hundred thousand protesters thought to be protesting against Donald Trump’s forthcoming UK visit are actually pro-Trump and begged him to come according to a statement issued by the US president this morning.
Free Tommy Robinson whatever he’s done
May 27, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Former EDL leader Tommy Robinson should be freed irrespective of any crime he’s committed and any crime he might decide to commit in the future according to a select group of very loud gentlemen.
Brexit in doubt as Isle of Wight not included in referendum
March 3, 2018 by 1 Comment
The future of Brexit has been called into doubt this morning following revelations that no polling stations were set up on the Isle of Wight during the referendum of June 2016.
NRA leader “Stop calling me Shooty McShootface”
February 25, 2018 by Leave a Comment
NRA leader Wayne LaPierre has appealed to the world to take the NRA seriously again and stop calling him Shooty McShootface.
Lets not pretend it’s ok to be a Daily Mail Reader
February 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Hi, I’m Richard Littlejohn and as you may have read I’ve just been banned from Centreparcs for being a bigot. But am I? Am I really? Obviously yes but it’s not my fault. It’s yours. And that’s not ok.
