“We’re going down the tube and we’re taking you with us” May tells Scotland

Britain is driving off a cliff half-cut and has Scotland locked in the boot, Prime Minister Theresa May has told Scottish Conservatives today.

Hong Kong Phooey detained by US immigration

Popular 1970s crime fighter Hong Kong Phooey has reportedly been detained by US immigration as part of the latest crackdown ordered by President Donald Trump.

Penny Mordaunt “Disabled people are taking the piss”

Disabled people are taking the piss and should think twice before being such an awful drain on society, according to Disabilities Minister Penny Mordaunt. Speaking from her constituency office of Portsmouth North where she was unveiling a new set of steps where there had previously been a wheelchair ramp, Ms Mordaunt told us: “Apparently those […]

Corbyn trailing in polls against dalek invasion

Hard working families in Britain would shun labour and instead vote for an invasion by a psychopathic race of fictional alien/machine hybrids, should such an option become available and a general election tomorrow according to polls released today.

Heterosexual couple lose bid to be treated like a gay couple ten years ago

A heterosexual couple has lost the right to be not allowed to get married as if they were a gay couple trying to get married before gay marriage was defined in law.

Man nipping over to France for a few days “defying the will of the people”

A man nipping over to France for a long week-end has been accused of defying the will of the people by the Daily Mail.

Portsmouth Council authorise new high rise shaped like a penis

Portsmouth City Council leader Donna Jones has spoken of an exciting vision for Portsmouth, involving the construction of a high rise block shaped like a giant penis.

Trump to ban journalists from press conferences

Donald Trump is to ban journalists from all future press conferences until they learn to stop asking the wrong questions and start writing down the things that he tells them.

People of Stoke to decide which twat to vote for

The people of Stoke are shortly to decide whether to vote in a monumental twat or just a bit of a twat as their MP in the forthcoming by-election.

“Is it my turn again?” Asks Ed Miliband

Ed Miliband has told Labour voters that he is ready for another go at being party leader.