Jeremy Corbyn has thrown his hat into the ring in the forthcoming Labour leadership contest in a surprise move that immediately sees him as favourite to win.
Labour Government to stay in and leave the EU
September 19, 2019 by Leave a Comment
A Labour Government would unify the people by both staying in the EU and leaving it.
May vows to exact absolute revenge on Labour voters
June 1, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May is still going to win the General election despite all the recent kerfuffle and she is going to start her term by rounding up Labour voters and sending them to Tory correction centres.
Vote for shit education and no NHS because Corbyn might not launch a nuclear missile
May 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has warned members of the public that they must vote for child poverty, food banks, expensive social care, underfunded education, no NHS and a reduced army and police force as in the event that we are obliterated by a nuclear strike, Prime Minister Corbyn may not launch one back to destroy […]
Sun readers somehow furious at Labour plans to tax people earning over 80k
May 29, 2017 by 1 Comment
Sun readers have endorsed their favourite newspaper’s call to arms following Labour plans to tax people earning over £80,000 a year a bit more.
Putin unsure how to screw up UK General election any more than it is
April 18, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin is thought to be stumped as to how he might sabotage the forthcoming UK general election without inadvertently making it better, according to Kremlin sources.
“Corbyn is unelectable” warns actor who played Roland in Grange Hill
March 7, 2017 by 5 Comments
Erkan Mustafa who played Roland in early episodes of Grange Hill has today warned that Labour face annihilation under Jeremy Corbyn should Theresa May call a snap election.
“Thanks Beardy! You’ve got me until 2025!” says May
January 3, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May has the best part of a decade to do whatever the fuck she likes unchallenged and unhindered thanks to the British public’s steadfast refusal to trust a man with a beard.
Boris Johnson “We must all climb into Trump’s arse”
November 14, 2016 by 1 Comment
We must all climb into Donald Trump’s arse and deferentially do his bidding, blindly following his every xenophobic whim according to Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.
Tristram Hunt to challenge for Labour leadership
September 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Former Shadow Education Secretary Tristram Hunt has announced his intention to challenge Jeremy Corbyn in a Labour leadership contest.
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