Anti-vaxxers have taken to the streets today, demanding that they should be able to breathe on vulnerable people, in exactly the same way as people who have had vaccines.
Labour Government to stay in and leave the EU
September 19, 2019 by Leave a Comment
A Labour Government would unify the people by both staying in the EU and leaving it.
Peterborough votes for no NHS and fucking expensive holidays
June 6, 2019 by Leave a Comment
The plucky people of Peterborough have voted decidedly for the abolition of the NHS and for holidays abroad to be even more expensive than they are now.
“We give you independence and look what you do with it” Uk tells USA
July 4, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Britain would be reticent to offer the USA independence if it asked for it again according to Government sources.
Trump “London protesters begged me to come to UK”
June 30, 2018 by Leave a Comment
A group of several hundred thousand protesters thought to be protesting against Donald Trump’s forthcoming UK visit are actually pro-Trump and begged him to come according to a statement issued by the US president this morning.
Free Tommy Robinson whatever he’s done
May 27, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Former EDL leader Tommy Robinson should be freed irrespective of any crime he’s committed and any crime he might decide to commit in the future according to a select group of very loud gentlemen.
NRA leader “Stop calling me Shooty McShootface”
February 25, 2018 by Leave a Comment
NRA leader Wayne LaPierre has appealed to the world to take the NRA seriously again and stop calling him Shooty McShootface.
Bananas recalled over spider risk
January 21, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Customers who have bought bananas from any outlet in the past 4 days have been urged today to take them immediately back for a refund as fears grow that they may contain Brazilian Wandering spiders.
The Daily Mail appointed Work and Pensions Secretary
January 10, 2018 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today defended her decision to award the position of Work and Pensions Secretary to the Daily Mail newspaper.
Britain “tricked into making passports colour of the EU flag”
December 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
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