NRA leader Wayne LaPierre has appealed to the world to take the NRA seriously again and stop calling him Shooty McShootface.
Britain to trial America’s successful gun laws
August 26, 2015 by 3 Comments
Britain is to trial making gun ownership legal following its resounding success in America and the many convincing arguments from republicans that this freedom to bear arms thing is actually very good idea. Prime Minister David Cameron said “You might think our cousins from over the pond are psychopathic buffoons with their insistence on keeping […]
America to launch airstrikes on wild animals
July 29, 2015 by Leave a Comment
America is to up its game in it’s war against wild animals in Africa and launch a series of air strikes according to a statement from the White House issued this morning. “We’ve had to rely on brave men and women who go out and shoot these animals, armed only with jeeps, high powered assault […]
Americans to melt down all their guns and make them into one big gun
June 24, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Americans are to get rid of all their guns in order to melt them down and use them to construct one big communally owned gun. A spokesman for the White House told us “It’s just not enough for us to all have guns. We all have to lay our hands on the biggest gun in the […]
National Rifle Association “Everybody must have a pet lion”
December 22, 2012 by
The National Rifle Association has surprised critics and some supporters alike today on their announcement that America would be a much safer place if every household kept a pet lion. Wayne LaPierre, chief executive of the NRA told us “Lions don’t kill people. The wrong people left in charge of lions kill people. Well their […]
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