NRA leader Wayne LaPierre has appealed to the world to take the NRA seriously again and stop calling him Shooty McShootface.
Paul Golding “Donald Trump is my father”
December 2, 2017 by 1 Comment
Britain First leader Paul Golding has revealed that US president Donald Trump is his father in a candid interview with the Guardian.
Trump threatens North Korea with Fire and Phooey
August 12, 2017 by Leave a Comment
China has appealed for calm this morning as US President Donald Trump has threatened to match any North Korean aggression with fire and Hong Kong Phooey.
Overweight maniacal despot with nuclear weapons threatens Kim Jong-Un
August 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
North Korean President Kim Jong-un has appealed for United Nations support in dealing with a rogue overweight despot who terrifyingly now has access to nuclear weapons.
Brexiters celebrate British independence by dousing chickens in toilet duck
July 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexit supporters throughout the country have been celebrating British Independence by dousing their chickens in toilet duck, thought to be a prerequisite of any trade deal with America.
Trump to impose travel ban on short people
July 23, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US president Donald Trump is to impose a ban on short people entering the country unless they have bona fide business there.
“Now not the time for independence vote” Theresa May tells America
March 16, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May has rejected calls for the USA to hold a referendum regarding independence from Britain today saying “now is not the time.”
Trump to ban immigration from Skull island
March 6, 2017 by Leave a Comment
President Trump has today signed a new executive order placing a 90-day ban on people from Skull island just in case one of them is a forty-foot high monkey.
Hong Kong Phooey detained by US immigration
February 28, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Popular 1970s crime fighter Hong Kong Phooey has reportedly been detained by US immigration as part of the latest crackdown ordered by President Donald Trump.
“I never mocked that disabled reporter” says man who mocked reporter for being disabled
January 9, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump has gone on record today to deny mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski for being disabled even though he did and it was all recorded and everybody saw it.
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