North Korean President Kim Jong-un has appealed for United Nations support in dealing with a rogue overweight despot who terrifyingly now has access to nuclear weapons.
Overweight maniacal despot with nuclear weapons threatens Kim Jong-Un
August 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Salmond will rule an independent Scotland like an African dictator
February 7, 2014 by Leave a Comment
An independent Scotland will be forced to accept Alex Salmond as a life long President who is likely to desperately cling to power by force until he reaches his mid eighties according to a statement from Prime Minister David Cameron. Speaking whilst fending off missiles being thrown at him by Somerset locals, the Premier warned […]
Mugabe wins Zimbabwean Presidency, X-Factor and meat raffle
August 1, 2013 by Leave a Comment
Unofficial election results from Zimbabwe today indicate that Robert Mugabe has yet again secured the country’s presidency, as well as winning X-Factor, Zimbabwe’s Got Talent and landing himself a nice rib of beef in his local pub’s weekly meat raffle. Though official results are yet to be published it appears that they will also confirm […]
Robert Mugabe to advise George Osborne on economy
January 27, 2013 by
Robert Mugabe is to be flown into Britain to offer advice on fiscal policy as part of emergency Government measures, it was revealed today. Having recently brought inflation in his country from a figure of millions down to a mere several thousand per cent and being renowned for his no nonsense policies of bulldozing the […]
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