Basingstoke MP Maria Miller has condemned protesters as “thugs” following the toppling of its controversial statue of Jimmy Saville this week-end.
“When can I stop washing my hands again?” Matt Hancock asked
March 8, 2020 by Leave a Comment
Health Secretary Matt Hancock is under increasing pressure to outline when people can stop washing their hands again.
“We give you independence and look what you do with it” Uk tells USA
July 4, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Britain would be reticent to offer the USA independence if it asked for it again according to Government sources.
Trump “London protesters begged me to come to UK”
June 30, 2018 by Leave a Comment
A group of several hundred thousand protesters thought to be protesting against Donald Trump’s forthcoming UK visit are actually pro-Trump and begged him to come according to a statement issued by the US president this morning.
Free Tommy Robinson whatever he’s done
May 27, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Former EDL leader Tommy Robinson should be freed irrespective of any crime he’s committed and any crime he might decide to commit in the future according to a select group of very loud gentlemen.
Lets not pretend it’s ok to be a Daily Mail Reader
February 17, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Hi, I’m Richard Littlejohn and as you may have read I’ve just been banned from Centreparcs for being a bigot. But am I? Am I really? Obviously yes but it’s not my fault. It’s yours. And that’s not ok.
The Daily Mail appointed Work and Pensions Secretary
January 10, 2018 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today defended her decision to award the position of Work and Pensions Secretary to the Daily Mail newspaper.
Britain “tricked into making passports colour of the EU flag”
December 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
Public urged not to participate in Panda on the Veranda tradition.
December 2, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Members of the public have been urged today to shun the Christmas tradition of leaving a live panda outside on some decking for the month of December apparently due to the poor survival rate of the rare bear like creatures in sub zero temperatures.
Diesel powered juggernaut promoting diabetes causing drink to celebrate Jesus’ birthday
November 22, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A large diesel powered lorry is to drive around the country hijacking a religious festival to promote it’s own corporate agenda, with free samples of a drink that erodes your teeth and causes diabetes.
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