Chessington World of Adventures is to open its doors to Brexiters free of charge on 31st January to celebrate Britain’s long awaited departure from the EU.
Johnson “I did it for Brexit”
September 30, 2019 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson didn’t do it. But if he did, he did it for Brexit according to a statement from the Prime Minister.
Public urged not to participate in Panda on the Veranda tradition.
December 2, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Members of the public have been urged today to shun the Christmas tradition of leaving a live panda outside on some decking for the month of December apparently due to the poor survival rate of the rare bear like creatures in sub zero temperatures.
May “No TV debate because I’ll look like a shitbag”
April 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today ruled out participating in any TV debates before the forthcoming General Election as it might make her look like a tiny bit of a cunt.
UK ambassador to EU resigns as EU countries refuse to speak English
January 4, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The UK’s ambassador to the EU quit due to not understanding what anyone was talking about it has emerged today.
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