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The Sun “Migrating moles must get back underground”
November 24, 2015 by Leave a Comment
The Sun newspaper has devoted its front page this morning to the news that many moles are considering abandoning their life underground and looking to start a new life on the earth’s surface. In an abrupt editorial Editor Tony Gallagher said “If we let them up here we pave the way for ferrets, badgers and all […]
Sun shocked as charging for boobs and knee-jerk opinions on the internet a failure
October 30, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Rebekah Brookes, Editor in chief of popular newspaper The Sun, has said that she is ‘mystified’ at the failure of the paper’s online publication, which charged prospective readers £2 a week to look at womens’ breasts on the internet as well as misinformed knee-jerk opinions on current affairs. Ms Brookes who was responding to a […]
Sun outrage as Corbyn refuses to vote on X Factor
September 16, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Popular newspaper The Sun has called for newly appointed Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn to be strung up by his curlies following revelations that he will not be voting on, discussing or even watching X Factor. Today’s edition of the paper said “One minute he’s refusing to doff his cap to the Queen. Now he’s refusing […]
Sun to limit page 3 to just one boob
June 6, 2014 by Leave a Comment
David Dinsmore, editor of popular right wing newspaper the Sun, has reportedly come to a compromise with pressure group ‘No more page three’ that from now on, all future models are only going to reveal one jubbly. After talks which are said to have spanned several days, the the overtly misogynist borderline racist one syllable […]
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