Paul Golding “Donald Trump is my father”

Britain First leader Paul Golding has revealed that US president Donald Trump is his father in a candid interview with the Guardian.

Trump defends sharing Skrewdriver tracks on Twitter

Donald Trump has reacted furiously this morning to suggestions by UK Prime Minister Theresa May that he should not share tracks by far right 1970s rockers Skrewdriver on social media.

Far right march against global warming

Far right groups throughout the western world have been marching against global warming, following concerns that an increase of as little as 2 degrees could mean the entire human race being black.

Britain First downgraded to Britain Second

Far right pressure group Britain First have been downgraded to Britain Second by credit reference agency Moody’s.

Paul Golding announced as new Doctor Who

Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will be making his acting debut later this year having been offered the role of Doctor Who.

Britain First to boycott Wimbledon following decision to sell Halal strawberries

Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will boycott Wimbledon this year following the competition’s decision to sell only Halal strawberries.

Far right violence nothing to do with us say far right violent group

Far right group Britain First have denied that violent actions of any of their members following their own doctrines are anything to do with them.

Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications

A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial

Jovial Britain First see the funny side of having a Muslim mayor

A very jovial Britain First have said that despite their best efforts, the people of London have voted in a Muslim mayor and ultimately they can see the funny side of the whole situation.

Britain First to hold next Christian patrol in Syria

Britain First are set to fly out to Syria to preach Christian values and wave British flags about, following the success of their recent Christian patrol in Luton. Leader Paul Golding said that the trip would prove once and for all that his group was committed to defending British values of tolerance and equality, even […]