“We’re going down the tube and we’re taking you with us” May tells Scotland

Britain is driving off a cliff half-cut and has Scotland locked in the boot, Prime Minister Theresa May has told Scottish Conservatives today.

Man nipping over to France for a few days “defying the will of the people”

A man nipping over to France for a long week-end has been accused of defying the will of the people by the Daily Mail.

Corbyn “Shit, I meant vote against article 50”

Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has this evening asked if parliament can possibly have another vote having realised that he just whipped his MPs to duck out of the world’s biggest free marketplace and leave Theresa May free to completely shaft workers rights.

Public fury as woman wins case not to find Mrs Brown’s boys funny

Campaigner Gina Miller has won a landmark case not to find Mrs Brown’s Boys funny depsite the fact that it was voted Britain’s best comedy by the British public

Brexiters welcome new influx of immigrants from around the world

Brexiters have come together to welcome the new influx of immigrants from around the world that they voted for by opting out of the European single market

UK ambassador to EU resigns as EU countries refuse to speak English

The UK’s ambassador to the EU quit due to not understanding what anyone was talking about it has emerged today.

Britain secures trade deal with Liechtenstein

Boris Johnson has secured a victory for Brexit Britain having reportedly brokered a trade deal with the country of Liechtenstein.

Diane James to “strangle a puppy a day” until Britain leaves EU

New UKIP leader and salaried MEP Diane James has promised UKIP members that she will squeeze the life out of a new born puppy every single day until Britain invokes article 50 and then every day after that until the process is complete.

Would you pass Nigel Farage’s points based immigration system?

Nigel Farage is very cross that Prime Minister Theresa May won’t adopt a points based immigration system. But what would Britain look like if Nigel were to award points to immigrants? Try this simple test to see if you would get in.

“Here you are. Here’s €13 billion” Apple tell EU

Technology giant Apple has handed over €13 billion to the European Commission today telling officials they were surprised they hadn’t asked earlier.