Prime Minister Theresa May has this morning been accused of subterfuge and deceit following mass realisation that the St George’s day bank holiday has somehow been moved to a Sunday when no-one is at work anyway,
One protester outside the House of Commons said “St George was a foreigner who killed a fictitious dragon in another country and we use this to celebrate all things British. I demand a day off in addition to the one that I’m having at the moment. And another one in lieu of the fact that I’m having to do this on a Sunday.”
An incandescent Paul Nuttall said “St George’s day was changed to a Sunday following a directive from Europe and now we’re out of the EU it needs to be back on a week-day. This is particularly hurtful to me as I was actually there when St George killed the dragon.
“Personally I don’t care if it’s Sunday. I’m still having a bank holiday. Europe can do one.”
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has confirmed a plethora of new bank holidays under a Labour Government, mainly designed to piss off retail workers. Arthur Scargill week-end and early closing Wednesday where the shops close early all day have been cited as possibilities.
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