50 metre fatberg to be used to make world’s largest burger

A 50 metre fatberg recently removed from a London sewer is to be used to cook the world’s biggest burger, London mayor Sadiq Kahn has confirmed today.

Trump administration urges Britons to use shorter sentences on state visit

A spokesman for the White House has confirmed that they have asked all UK citizens to speak in very short sentences ahead of President Trump’s state visit to Britain in October.

Jovial Britain First see the funny side of having a Muslim mayor

A very jovial Britain First have said that despite their best efforts, the people of London have voted in a Muslim mayor and ultimately they can see the funny side of the whole situation.