A group of several hundred thousand protesters thought to be protesting against Donald Trump’s forthcoming UK visit are actually pro-Trump and begged him to come according to a statement issued by the US president this morning.
Trump defends sharing Skrewdriver tracks on Twitter
November 30, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has reacted furiously this morning to suggestions by UK Prime Minister Theresa May that he should not share tracks by far right 1970s rockers Skrewdriver on social media.
Trump issues ultimatum to elephants
November 18, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has issued an ultimatum to all elephants to cease and desist having big ears and a long trunk as tensions grow between the president and various factions of the animal kingdom
You can only be sexually inappropriate if you’re really the President Spacey told
October 31, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Actor Kevin Spacey has been told that his House of Cards career may now be over following allegations of inappropriate sexual behaviour because he is not really the US President. A furious Donald Trump said that America would have a zero tolerance policy on such behaviour in the fictional political sphere if not the real […]
Trump condemns “failing intelligence test” after achieving 85 IQ
October 13, 2017 by 1 Comment
US president Donald Trump has condemned the IQ test as a “failing examination” following reports that he achieved a score of 85.
Trump state visit downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off”
October 11, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump’s forthcoming state visit to Britain has been downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off” according to Government insiders.
Theresa May “I’ll almost certainly still be in office by Christmas”
August 31, 2017 by 1 Comment
Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by Christmas and may even remain in power for longer than Donald Trump according to party insiders.
Trump “Sunny days to blame for devastation too”
August 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Nice weather and sunny days must take their share of the blame for devastation across America caused by “many types of weather” according to US president Donald Trump.
Trump administration urges Britons to use shorter sentences on state visit
June 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A spokesman for the White House has confirmed that they have asked all UK citizens to speak in very short sentences ahead of President Trump’s state visit to Britain in October.
Trump to travel in a giant golden penis on UK state visit
April 16, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump is to travel down the Mall to meet the Queen in a giant golden penis after an aide mistakenly requested a golden under-carriage for the procession.
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