Donald Trump is to travel down the Mall to meet the Queen in a giant golden penis after an aide mistakenly requested a golden under-carriage for the procession.
Portsmouth Council authorise new high rise shaped like a penis
February 18, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Portsmouth City Council leader Donna Jones has spoken of an exciting vision for Portsmouth, involving the construction of a high rise block shaped like a giant penis.
Britain votes to put its dick in a blender
June 24, 2016 by 4 Comments
Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
Gay cake row bakery ordered to make cake shaped like enormous cock
May 19, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Ashers bakery in Northern Ireland has been ordered by a judge to make a cake shaped like an enormous todger as part of a compensation package for its homophobic practices under the guise of religion. The firm which offers ‘exclusively heterosexual and God fearing patisserie’ was found to have discriminated against a couple who may […]
