Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
George Osborne “I’m going to keep putting my nob in a food processor”
February 25, 2013 by
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has vowed to redouble his efforts in placing his penis into a food processor despite clear evidence that it becomes a little bit shorter every time rather than longer as he originally predicted. The move comes as Moody’s have downgraded Britain’s credit rating from a AAA rating to AA1 […]
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