Trump state visit downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off”

October 11, 2017 by 1 Comment

Donald Trump’s forthcoming state visit to Britain has been downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off” according to Government insiders.

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Trump to travel in a giant golden penis on UK state visit

April 16, 2017 by 1 Comment

Donald Trump is to travel down the Mall to meet the Queen in a giant golden penis after an aide mistakenly requested a golden under-carriage for the procession.

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Queen to offer Trump British delicacy of Dog Eggs on state visit

January 30, 2017 by 1 Comment

President Trump will be invited to Buckingham Palace to savour the exquisite British dish of dog eggs when he arrives on his state visit according to sources close to the Queen.

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