Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will be making his acting debut later this year having been offered the role of Doctor Who.
New cabinet thinly veiled front for Dalek invasion
May 12, 2015 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron’s new cabinet is merely a front for a Dalek invasion designed to destroy the word and everything in it according to according to former Doctor Who Christopher Eccleston. Speaking to John Humphreys on his Today Programme Mr Eccleston said “You don’t get to be Doctor Who for a whole series without noticing when […]
Iran nuclear deal all thanks to Doctor Who
November 24, 2013 by Leave a Comment
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Well actually he wasn’t. But in many respects he was, as it took Doctor Who played by Hurt, Tennant and Smith to finally convince the world that Iran should really have nuclear power. An insider from the talks in Geneva explained “It was quite clear that no-one really had their heart […]
Porn star Ron Jeremy set to be the new Doctor Who
June 2, 2013 by Leave a Comment
Aging skin flick actor Ron Jeremy is widely tipped to be replacing Matt Smith as the new Doctor Who according to BBC sources. Doctor Who writer Steven Moffat spoke of his excitement at the change of direction for the show. “The new Doctor realises that having had many platonic relationships with a number of glamorous […]
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