Porn star Ron Jeremy set to be the new Doctor Who

Aging skin flick actor Ron Jeremy is widely tipped to be replacing Matt Smith as the new Doctor Who according to BBC sources. Doctor Who writer Steven Moffat spoke of his excitement at the change of direction for the show.  “The new Doctor realises that having had many platonic relationships with a number of glamorous […]

Revealed! Secret letters between Margaret Thatcher and porn legend Ron Jeremy

Former Prime Minister and now Baroness Margaret Thatcher enjoyed a ‘very close’ relationship with moustache sporting Bongo film icon Ron Jeremy according to numerous previously secret correspondence. The letters have been released to the National Archive in Kew, South West London and show an unusually symbiotic relationship as the Porn King demanded public endorsement for […]