Britain First leader Paul Golding has revealed that US president Donald Trump is his father in a candid interview with the Guardian.
Defend Europe ship forced to defend Libyan Captain
July 29, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A spokesman for The Defend Europe ship has today defended having a Libyan Captain and Crew due to difficulties finding Europeans to man it.
Paul Golding announced as new Doctor Who
July 16, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will be making his acting debut later this year having been offered the role of Doctor Who.
Britain First to boycott Wimbledon following decision to sell Halal strawberries
July 1, 2017 by 2 Comments
Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will boycott Wimbledon this year following the competition’s decision to sell only Halal strawberries.
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Britain First to hold next Christian patrol in Syria
January 25, 2016 by 1 Comment
Britain First are set to fly out to Syria to preach Christian values and wave British flags about, following the success of their recent Christian patrol in Luton. Leader Paul Golding said that the trip would prove once and for all that his group was committed to defending British values of tolerance and equality, even […]
Paul Golding makes new years honours list
January 1, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Paul Golding, leader of popular goose-stepping movement Britain First has been included in this year’s honours list for services to keeping Britain racist. A government spokesman said “We can confirm that we will be offering a Lordship, a knighthood or an OBE or something to Mr Paul Golding for services to keep Britain extra Britishy […]
Public thank Britain First for winning world war one
November 9, 2014 by 1 Comment
The British public have come together as one to thank BNP splinter group Britain First who according to their social media posts appear to have won World War One. One adoring fan told us “They’re my heroes. You won’t find them travelling and learning about new cultures because they’re too busy protecting Britain.. But they […]
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