Hong Kong Phooey detained by US immigration

Popular 1970s crime fighter Hong Kong Phooey has reportedly been detained by US immigration as part of the latest crackdown ordered by President Donald Trump.

Penny Mordaunt “Disabled people are taking the piss”

Disabled people are taking the piss and should think twice before being such an awful drain on society, according to Disabilities Minister Penny Mordaunt. Speaking from her constituency office of Portsmouth North where she was unveiling a new set of steps where there had previously been a wheelchair ramp, Ms Mordaunt told us: “Apparently those […]

Heterosexual couple lose bid to be treated like a gay couple ten years ago

A heterosexual couple has lost the right to be not allowed to get married as if they were a gay couple trying to get married before gay marriage was defined in law.

Man nipping over to France for a few days “defying the will of the people”

A man nipping over to France for a long week-end has been accused of defying the will of the people by the Daily Mail.

Portsmouth Council authorise new high rise shaped like a penis

Portsmouth City Council leader Donna Jones has spoken of an exciting vision for Portsmouth, involving the construction of a high rise block shaped like a giant penis.

Trump to ban journalists from press conferences

Donald Trump is to ban journalists from all future press conferences until they learn to stop asking the wrong questions and start writing down the things that he tells them.

People of Stoke to decide which twat to vote for

The people of Stoke are shortly to decide whether to vote in a monumental twat or just a bit of a twat as their MP in the forthcoming by-election.

“Why can’t Sturgeon be our leader?” say Labour members

Labour members have reacted furiously today at news that they can’t have the nice Scottish lady who’ll tell Theresa May to stick her article 50 up her arse as their leader.

Government promises affordable homes to be bought by city types and rented out

The Government has vowed to build more affordable housing which can be bought up quickly as second homes by people who work in the city.

Paul Nuttall accused of lying over his Stoke address of 48b Bollocks Avenue

UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has defended his decision to put 48b Bollocks avenue, Stoke-on-Trent on his election nomination form even thought he apparently doesn’t know where it is.