First Secretary of State Damian Green has never been on the internet ever according to his internet history, completely disproving allegations that he may have been watching porn.
Damian Green porn allegations in doubt as internet history empty
November 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Judges ordered to stick to underwear catalogues
March 17, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Judges have been ordered to limit their pornographic titillation to underwear catalogues whilst in work time, according to tough new rules announced today. Justice Secretary Chris Grayling said that whilst judges, clerks and senior court officials should not be seen to be self pleasuring like over sexed chimps on her majesty’s wifi, a complete ban […]
2015 election debate to be held on Porn Hub
January 2, 2015 by 2 Comments
The Guardian and Daily Telegraph have announced that they are teaming up with on line skin flick vendor Porn Hub to host an online leader’s debate ahead of the General election in May. A spokesman for the three media outlets explained “People are bored of stagnant debate and lame party political broadcasts on BBC and […]
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