The Guardian and Daily Telegraph have announced that they are teaming up with on line skin flick vendor Porn Hub to host an online leader’s debate ahead of the General election in May.
A spokesman for the three media outlets explained “People are bored of stagnant debate and lame party political broadcasts on BBC and ITV. Even that SKY lot are getting a bit fully clothed and samey. What people need is to be able to weigh up the finer points of each relevant candidate’s beliefs, trustworthiness and all round political sophistication whilst simultaneously having a sneaky J Arthur.”
One voter we spoke to welcomed the news “It’s about time politics got a bit more naughty. It’ll give any promises of an in out referendum a new meaning though.” he told us.
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg was already growing a moustache, complaining about the heat and stripping off to the sound of a 1970s style wah wah guitar when we spoke to him.
“I’ll go into coalition with anyone. And I mean anyone. I’m so filthy. I’m just sitting here wearing only my pants waiting for a senior coalition partner. One that’ll boss me about and treat me like the naughty tuition fee raising little politician that I am. Yeah.” he noted.
In a rare display of cross party agreement, Prime Minister David Cameron has promised to stop playing hard to get and has also voiced his support for the proposals.
“It’ll take us back to the good old days when our MPs were always getting caught wearing ladies underwear with an orange stuck in their mouths. We didn’t need a coalition then. It must be the way forward.”
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I’d definitely show a lot more interest in politics this way…
and don’t forget about pornotube…they will be streamin it live on the net 😉