Judges ordered to stick to underwear catalogues

Judges have been ordered to limit their pornographic titillation to underwear catalogues whilst in work time, according to tough new rules announced today. Justice Secretary Chris Grayling said that whilst judges, clerks and senior court officials should not be seen to be self pleasuring like over sexed chimps on her majesty’s wifi, a complete ban […]

Middle classes break into Victorian prisons in buy to let frenzy

Prison inmates have pleaded for greater security as the imminent closure of many Victorian style prisons has caused a Buy to let frenzy amongst middle class investors. Many prisoners have reported break ins in their cells and being woken up at night by smug looking city types with tape measures, more often than not applying […]