Hi, I’m Richard Littlejohn and as you may have read I’ve just been banned from Centreparcs for being a bigot. But am I? Am I really? Obviously yes but it’s not my fault. It’s yours. And that’s not ok.
Jeremy Hunt to go on strike
April 26, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt is set to go on strike imminently having balloted himself earlier on today.
Ayatollah Khamenei “Pluto must be reinstated as a planet”
January 25, 2015 by Leave a Comment
The Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Khamenei has published an open letter to the “Youth in Europe and North America” demanding that they stop ignoring the dwarf planet Pluto and start treating it like any other planet. The letter claims the West is subject to a disinformation campaign from its politicians and criticizes Western media sources […]
Daily Mail readers to get own parliament
September 21, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Daily Mail readers are to get their own parliament as discussions regarding regional devolution progress and following the acceptance that some people live not in a particular geographical location, but in a mythical version of Britain that is only in their head. A spokesman for the Daily Mail has described the move as a victory […]
Islamic state space hopper attack imminent
August 30, 2014 by Leave a Comment
A covert attack on Britain from terrorist cell Islamic State is likely to involve the use of 1970s Space Hoppers, according to intelligence sources. “Space Hoppers are such an intrinsic part of British culture that an entire army of jihadists could bounce into a city centre without people raising so much as an eye […]
New right wing Owen Jones accepts job with Daily Mail
January 27, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Formerly left wing journalist Owen Jones has confirmed that he will be accepting a full time position with the Daily Mail and has adopted right wing knee jerk political leanings in accordance with their standard policy. Mr Jones has said he will be looking forward to “exposing the nanny state” and battling against “political correctness […]
“Migrants will steal your houses and eat your pets” warns Daily Mail
December 22, 2013 by 2 Comments
A new influx of migrants expected to all arrive at the same time on Jan 1st 2014 will steal the houses of hard working people brick by brick before barbecuing and eating any household pets, according to a stark warning issued today by the Daily Mail. Keep Britain Britishy campaigner and Daily Mail knee jerk […]
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