US president Donald Trump is to impose a ban on short people entering the country unless they have bona fide business there.
Short people to be excluded from living wage
October 6, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Workers who measure in at under 5ft 6″ in height are not “productive” enough to warrant being paid the new National Living Wage and as a result shouldn’t get it, according to Government Minister Matthew Hancock. Speaking at the Conservative Party conference Mr Hancock said “Everyone knows that short people are less likely to change […]
Prince Charles’ letters reveal hatred of short people
March 26, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Many of Prince Charles’ letters to the Government reveal a deep routed hatred of short people it has emerged after a ruling passed today by the supreme court means that now anyone can actually read the letters as long as they do so respectfully and promise not to laugh. One letter to the then Prime […]
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