There won’t be any sort of recession following a no deal Brexit because “laughing smiley face” and “we won get over it”, according to experts.
There won’t be a no deal Brexit recession because laughing smiley face
August 13, 2019 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron’s mother joins Lib Dems
March 12, 2016 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister David Cameron has told critics that he is “quite comfortable” with the fact that his mother has become a paid up member of the Lib dems. Playing down an rumours of any sort of family rift Mr Cameron said “The marvellous thing about a democracy is that there is room for all of […]
Mr Potato elected Lib Dem leader
July 16, 2015 by Leave a Comment
The ill fated Lib Dems are widely reported to have turned a corner this afternoon following the announcement that fictional potato based cartoon character Mr Potato is to take over as leader. Though like Nicola Sturgeon, not actually an MP, the popular Euro-spud is widely predicted to shake the party up by doing some things […]
Babylon Zoo come out in support of Lib Dems
April 22, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has welcomed the party’s latest celebrity endorsement in the form of the bloke out of 1990s super band Babylon Zoo who has come out of apparent obscurity to swear his full allegiance. Speaking from the Lib Dem tour bus, the star told a packed crowd “I had a hit once, […]
Clegg “We must prostitute our morals to the highest bidder”
January 9, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Lib Dem Leader Nick Clegg has told fellow Liberal Democrats that they must prostitute their morals like a tupenny whore in order to get into a coalition with the most popular party following the 2015 General Election. “We should do or say anything that means we give the appearance of staying in power whilst in […]
“I wouldn’t vote for me” admits Nick Clegg
October 5, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has said that he won’t be voting for himself in next years general election as it would be a wasted vote which at best could only result in a pointless outcome. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show and then again on Andrew Neil’s political talk show “Afternoon bollocks” the Lib […]
Vince Cable “I’m right behind Nick Clegg until Friday.”
May 27, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills Vince Cable has confirmed that Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has his support at least until the end of the week when he returns from his trip to China. Speaking on the phone from China Mr Cable told us “I’m in China at the moment but I’ve […]
Nick Clegg “I’m not resigning but I might grow a moustache”
May 25, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Deputy Prime Minister and Leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg has confirmed this morning that whilst he will not be heeding calls to step down from either position, he would be willing to grow a patch of facial hair above the lip in order to revive the fortunes of the ailing party. The statement […]
Swear more Clegg urges Lib Dems
May 6, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has today urged party activists to start swearing like troopers as he launched the party’s campaign for the English local elections. “We’re not simply a protest vote. We’re the only party you can rely on to break up our otherwise dull manifesto with a liberal sprinkling of profanity along the […]
Only Danny Alexander left in Lib Dems by 2015
January 21, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Danny Alexander is likely to be the only remaining member of The Liberal Democratic Party by 2015 according to a leading political think tank entrusted to predict who exactly is going to be left in the Liberal Democratic party by 2015. In a statement released this morning, the think tank argues “We have reason to […]
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