Madonna is set to become legal parent to the entire country of Malawi according to Governnment sources who along with Malawi’s 15 million inhabitants are all going to be calling her “mother”.
President of Malawi Joyce Banda has recalled how Madonna rattled around Malawi like a “rabid, crazy adopting machine gun” with her legal team gaining her guardianship of children, dogs, cats, cows and more recently adults. “I was trying to work out how we could stop this from happening when Madonna turned up at my house and announced she was taking me swimming. It turns out that she had sneaked up behind me earlier and adopted me, so was actually my mum.”
A very public argument has ensued with fellow attention seeking wailer Elton John regarding who will be the legal parent of nearby Mozambique. Madonna has expressed her determination to prevent Elton and his partner from being Mozambiques legal guardians. “I need a little friend for Malawi to play with. And if I don’t get it I’ll scream and scream until I soil myself. Like on Ray of light”
She added “I am perfectly entitled to adopt Malawi. And when it grows up, I hope it’s just like me.”
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