Couple fined for bad review of fat man’s arse

fat man's arse

A couple have been fined £100 by a Blackpool hotel for leaving a bad review after they were denied accommodation within the hotel itself and told they had instead been booked to stay in a fat man’s arse.

Tony and Jan Jenkinson posted the negative comment on Trip advisor after being unimpressed with the one night they spent in a podgy bloke’s anus.

Tony Jenkinson told us “We weren’t expecting the Ritz when we booked but you could have knocked me down with a feather when we were told our accommodation for the night would actually take the form of a portly man’s sphincter. Had we been expecting an overweight man’s tradesmens’ entrance we might not have been so disappointed as the decor was to a reasonable standard. But the hotel should have made it clear that we were staying in a lower colon rather than the traditional bricks and mortar style hotel accommodation.

“Whilst warm and out of the rain there was no wi-fi or trouser press which would have made it a little more bearable.” he continued.

The couple, from Whitehaven, later found £100 charged to their credit card. The hotel said its policy was to charge for “bad” reviews and would also be fining the couple for stupidity in giving over their credit card details in the first place.

“We reserve the right to do what the fuck we like” they told us.

Trading Standards are investigating.

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