Police pretend to stop watching Ecuadorian embassy

Police are to pretend to stop watching the Ecuadorian embassy until such time as Julian Assange, fooled into thinking the coast is clear, pokes his little head out and tries to do a runner. Earlier on today officers from the Metropolitan Police are understood to have left their positions standing in front of the embassy […]

Panic as 42 foot high Julian Assange leaves Ecuadorian embassy

British authorities are firmly pointing the finger of blame at the Ecuadorian Ambassador this morning after a colossal Julian Assange left the Ecuadorian embassy to begin a rampage across London. Between seven and eight times larger than the one who went in there two years ago, the Wiki-Leaks founder is believed to have been cynically […]