UKIP leader Nigel Farage has blamed foreigners for ruining the British institution of Christmas as revelations emerge that the original Santa Claus or Father Christmas, St Nicholas, actually originated from the part of Asia now known as Turkey.
Speaking to a hastily assembled press conference an angry Mr Farage said “Flying on an unregistered foreign vehicle being pulled along by foreign animals with absolutely no regard for British sovereign airspace or the highway code, and then deliberately targeting the homes of well behaved British children before breaking and entering and leaving behind toys, games and electrical goods which which have been assembled on a different continent. Once again Britain has proved itself to be a soft touch for Johnny foreigner.
“And if that’s not bad enough you have your Guardian readers going on about the 2014th birthday of some foreigner who was born in a stable and then going off to celebrate it at midnight with a church service conducted partly in Latin.
“The only Christmas we will be prepared to accept is one where you can wake up on Christmas morn and throw a shilling out of a window at a passing child and instruct them to obtain you a Christmas goose.
“And I’ll be boycotting new year as well. If we didn’t keep having these ‘New years’ then it would still be the 1970s and we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in now.”
Speaking in a interview later on LBC radio the UKIP leader said he had been taken out of context.
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