New Hearing Aid designed to cut out unwanted shouty Scotsmen

Can’t hear the television for Alex Salmonds? Avoiding social situations for fear of Gordon Browns? Missing the punchlines of jokes because of Alistair Darling? Fortunately help could be at hand as Swiss hearing aid manufacturer Phonak have announced the general release of a new hearing aid that improves speech intelligibility by cutting out unwanted shouty […]

“Fuck it. Eat sugar” say Doctors

Britain’s Doctors have gone on record this morning to say “Fuck it. Eat sugar.” Former Richard and Judy TV Doctor and now vaguely medical product endorser Dr Chris Steele told us “It’s not the new smoking, unless you smoke it. Nice people have it in labelled jars next to their tea and coffee. “It’s true […]