The people of Stoke are shortly to decide whether to vote in a monumental twat or just a bit of a twat as their MP in the forthcoming by-election.
Kanye Oscar nomination for performance as a twat
January 15, 2016 by 1 Comment
Kanye West has been nominated for the prestigious Oscars for his compelling performance as a twat it was revealed today. Though the winners of the coveted awards will not be announced until the ceremony later in February, Mr West is already thought to be the bookies favourite after a continuous execution of the role throughout […]
EU referendum question changed to “Do you trust this twat?”
September 2, 2015 by Leave a Comment
The forthcoming yes no in out EU referendum will show a photo of UKIP leader Nigel Farage with a simple question “Do you trust this twat?” according to a press release today by the elections watchdog. A spokesman for the watchdog told us “We haven’t made this decision lightly. We started with ‘Yes I don’t […]
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