Duchess of Cambridge “I’ll punch that Hilary Mantel in the tits”

The Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate Middleton has broken her customary regal silence, to voice her disagreement with writer Hilary Mantel, and let her know that she plans to punch her in the tits. The situation has escalated since it began a  fortnight ago, when Mantel gave a speech at the British Museum in which […]

Duchess of Cambridge has a difficult poo.

The Duchess of Cambridge has confirmed the recent baby news from the BBC as a false alarm as it has turned out to be a ‘difficult poo’. In a statement this afternoon, the Duchess told us “I was convinced that I was pregnant, but on the other hand I hadn’t dropped the kids off at […]