God wants you to have diabetes and he shows this by sending us his only rabbit, laden with mass produced chocolates, made by faceless corporations, according to Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby.
Bognor Regis to replace pebbles on beach with mini-chocolate eggs
March 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Bognor Regis is expecting a stampede of tourists this week-end following the council’s decision to replace the pebbles on its beach with mini-chocolate eggs.
Entire population driving to Cornwall today
April 17, 2014 by 1 Comment
The Department of Transport have warned motorists to allow plenty of extra time for their journeys today as it is thought that the entire population of Britain and much of Northern Europe will be heading for Cornwall today to enjoy a well earned break over the Easter week-end. A spokesman explained “It’s all going to […]
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