Vegans are planning to take a month off in order to take stock, realign their life goals and eat ham, according to a statement issued today by the vegan society.
Morrissey “If you must eat meat, eat me”
August 11, 2014 by 1 Comment
Former Smiths front man Morrissey has silenced critics today by offering himself up as cuisine for anyone that eats meat so as to hopefully offer a nutritious alternative to meat and thus save the life of a cow, lamb or otter. “It means I can encourage people to be herbivorous and musically whinge about being […]
Danger as smug vegetarians approach critical mass
February 14, 2013 by
Britain is in danger of an environmental catastrophe as many vegetarians are rapidly increasing in smugness, to a level approaching critical mass according to television boffin Professor Brian Cox. “Ultimately most vegetarians do it for the buzz,” Professor Cox explained “every time they meet someone who eats meat their bodies automatically produce special ‘smug […]
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