Sweep to be offered job of King if Royals don’t want it

British household favourite Sweep is thought to be the bookies’ favourite to become King of England, should rumours be correct that no actual Royals wish to do it.

Cameron “No sooty. No TV debates.”

David Cameron has confirmed today that he will not be attending any televised pre-election debates unless famous glove puppet Sooty is included. Mr Cameron has said all “national parties and Sooty” must be represented at the live debates – which were first introduced for the 2010 general election. Speaking on Andrew Neil’s politcal chat show […]