Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has warned of further cunts to public spending in next months budget.
Mr Osborne said that global economic turmoil and slower growth meant undertaking further reductions. But not ones with a single shred of morality.
“We’re going to have to make some more difficunt decisions” He explained.
“I’ve looked through the accunts and unfortunately the economy has become smaller rather than bigger. So there’s only one thing for it. And that’s loads more austerity. And not for those that can in any way afford it either. We’ll be targeting the cunts at people who cunt afford it. Put more nicely we’re basically going to poo on everyone who in an ideal world really needs our help. And then charge them for the poo.” He cuntinued.
Health secretary Jeremy Hunt has offered Mr Osborne his full support. “I don’t know why I’m even being featured in this article” He explained.