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Pay day lenders are to be required by law to compensate for the crippling debt that they leave many of their customers in by being a bit more cheerful and working their sales pitches and final demands into famous tunes from musicals, according to new legislation announced today. As part of a move to clean […]
Stella English, winner of the 2010 BBC TV show, the apprentice has told a tribunal that she was merely an overpaid piece of lounge furniture as the ‘dream job’ offered by the series turned out to be the position of Lord Sugar’s coffee table. Ms English fought back tears as she told the tribunal […]
Hotel chain Premier Inn have today distanced themselves from 1980s comedian Lenny Henry on the discovery that much of the public appear to be under the impression that he works for them. A spokesman for the hotel chain told us “We’d like to clarify that Mr Henry has never been asked to appear in any […]
Prison inmates have pleaded for greater security as the imminent closure of many Victorian style prisons has caused a Buy to let frenzy amongst middle class investors. Many prisoners have reported break ins in their cells and being woken up at night by smug looking city types with tape measures, more often than not applying […]
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