Fracking protests to move to hotels once camping season ends

Fracking protesters in the village of Balcombe have this morning indicated that they are ‘in it for the long haul’ and by October, when it is too cold to continue camping, will move their protest to surrounding 3 star hotels. One such protester Gandalf Trustfund told us “If you think we’re going to sit around […]

Premier Inn deny all knowledge of Lenny Henry

Hotel chain Premier Inn have today distanced themselves from 1980s comedian Lenny Henry on the discovery that much of the public appear to be under the impression that he works for them. A spokesman for the hotel chain told us “We’d like to clarify that Mr Henry has never been asked to appear in any […]