Matt Le Blanc in last ditch attempt to flog a dead horse

Matt Le Blanc has been called in to co-host Top Gear, in a last ditch attempt to flog a dead horse before finally sending it to the knackers yard. A spokesman for the BBC defending the move said “Unless we get casual racism from a big teethy bloke with curly hair, no-ones interested in cars […]

Premier Inn deny all knowledge of Lenny Henry

Hotel chain Premier Inn have today distanced themselves from 1980s comedian Lenny Henry on the discovery that much of the public appear to be under the impression that he works for them. A spokesman for the hotel chain told us “We’d like to clarify that Mr Henry has never been asked to appear in any […]