Lib Dems to diversify into making cheese

Senior Liberal Democrats have today warned members that the party no longer has enough support to be viable as a political institution alone, and as a result should also start making cheese.   Speaking at their spring conference Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg underlined the reasons behind the changes. “Jessops, Blockbuster and Comet […]

Chris Huhne ‘Likely to join the A-team’

Disgraced Liberal Democrat MP Chris Huhne will more than likely skip bail to become a soldier of fortune as opposed to serving his imminent prison sentence according to an inside source who wished to remain nameless. “He’s always wanted to be in a fictitious American vigilante organisation of some sort or other. Getting a criminal […]