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The British Broadcasting Corporation have been forced to apologise this morning to disgruntled pensioner Edna Onions who has complained that the entire cast of every programme, drama or news item has resorted to mumbling, leaving it impossible to decipher a single word that is being said. “I think it’s disgraceful. People on television used to […]
Aging skin flick actor Ron Jeremy is widely tipped to be replacing Matt Smith as the new Doctor Who according to BBC sources. Doctor Who writer Steven Moffat spoke of his excitement at the change of direction for the show. “The new Doctor realises that having had many platonic relationships with a number of glamorous […]
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