Oil industry in squashed animals shocker

David Cameron has today joined other politicians in expressing condemnation at recent revelations that not only have the oil industry been fixing prices, but also allegedly making oil and petrol out of squashed animals. “Look, I don’t think anyone can honestly say they haven’t trodden on a dog or a rabbit at some point in […]

Danger as smug vegetarians approach critical mass

Britain is in danger of an environmental catastrophe as many vegetarians are rapidly increasing in smugness, to a level approaching critical mass according to television boffin Professor Brian Cox.   “Ultimately most vegetarians do it for the buzz,” Professor Cox explained “every time they meet someone who eats meat their bodies automatically produce special ‘smug […]